COWBOY BOOTS: 75$
DIXIE OUTFITTERS TEE: 15$
SEEING IT ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR THE NEXT DAY: PRICELESS
its better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you aint
They didn't agree on much. In fact they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the
time and they challenged each other everyday...But in spite of their differences, they had
one important thing in common, they were crazy about each other.
- the note book
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your
life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
before you can be old and wise, you must be young and stupid!
Things you wouldn't hear a Southerner say...
*We don't keep firearms in this house.
*You can't feed that to the dog.
*No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
*Do you think my hair is too big?
*Who's Richard Petty?
*Deer heads detract from the decor.
*Spitting is such a nasty habit.
*I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
*Trim the fat off that steak.
*The tires on that truck are too big.
*I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
*Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
*She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
*Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
*Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?